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Oh, the irony…


No, I’m not trying to be funny. The tragic loss of life due to spiralling knife crime is something that should concern everyone (especially those in the position to actually *do* something about it).
But the irony is not lost on my twisted sense of humour…

Oh yes…


BBC headline writers in soft pr0n shocker!

The Matrix


A while back, one of the guys at work came to me with an Excel problem… He had a matrix of data, and wanted a formula that would, given row and column criteria, return the appropriate value:

I initially thought about combining lookups with IF statements but it got *really* messy. A little digging revealed [...]