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I know we’re a nation of foodies, but some of the terminology really grates, if you’ll pardon the pun. I mean, today’s sandwich menu at work includes “Shaved turkey caesar with rocket”…
…what’s wrong with “turkey salad”? I don’t know about you but the original description is making for some rather unusual mental imagery.
A few other [...]

…and zero taste. At least, that’s my impression of Coke Zero (aka “bloke Coke”).
As Monty Python’s Australian philosophers (the Bruces) might say, it’s like making love in a canoe…
I’ll let you fill in the punchline yourselves.

…and it’s maple flavour.