Latest music meme. Let iTunes pick 13 songs at random and interpret them as the answers to these questions:

1. What do you think of me, Random Music Player?
Space Cowboy – Jamiroquai
Eh? Wha’? I know I can be a tad unfocussed at times, but steady on…

2. Will I have a happy life?
Eugina – Salt Tank
Nope, you’ve lost me there.

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Beautiful Strange – Bedrock
Wow! Thanks… I think…

4. What does my S.O. think of me?
Angel – Lionel Richie
That’s a nice thought. I’d rather be alive, though. (And what’s Lionel Richie doing in my iTunes library?)

5. Do people secretly lust after me?
Tequila Sunrise (live) – The Eagles
Only after a drink, obviously! Must be something in the orange juice…

6. How can I make myself happy?
Everybody Needs Somebody To Love – The Blues Brothers
Quite. I couldn’t have put it better myself.

7. What should I do with my life?
The Harry Lime Theme – Anton Karas
Black marketing? Murder? Or should I be The Third Man?

8. Why must life be so full of pain?
The Searchers – Max Steiner
I suppose searching can be painful, especially if you happen to stand on an upturned plug whilst wearing socks…

9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Fire Garden Suite: Bull Whip etc. – Steve Vai
Hey-hey! Things are looking up!

10. Can you give me some advice?
Californication – Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Hmmm… hot – damn hot

11. What do you think happiness is?
Lighter Shade of Green – Steve Vai
I agree. Or purple. Or blue. Or maybe puce?

12. Do you have any advice to give over the next few hours/days?
Relax – Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Nice idea, not a snowball in hell’s chance though!

13. Will I die happy?
Headlong – Brian May
Well, it’s served me well so far! Carry on, chaps…